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Great Hubpage! What would we all do without a sense of humor. Go Crazy? Thanks!!!!!
nadp-- glad you liked it.
Very clever! Thanks for the moment of levity. I'm looking forward to reading your other hubs.
Nice to meet you, Rebecca.
festersporling1-- happy you enjoyed it.
Very nice hub. I enjoyed. Thanks Rebecca.
pmccray--- as long as you take the correct information away I am happy. Other wise you'll ahev rubber chickens on your case!
Another wonderfully informative hub. Bookmarked and printed
FGual--- pony express is acceptable, provided that you speak about it with teh Rubber Ducks and Chickens ont eh line.
Oh golly, can I really get rich in 24 hours by doing nothing? I've been looking for this all my life. Can I send you the $39.95 by Pony Express. Let me know, I can't wait.
KoffeeKlacht Gals-- you are welcome glad you enjoyed it.
James-- I'll line up for teh ducks... but sure... maybe I should make another one!
dgreen23--- glad you enjoyed the laugh.
I loved it - thanks, I needed a good laugh.
And to think you didn't have a sense of the funny... rubber chickens that's great!
This is so funny!Thanks for the laugh Rebecca E.
Winsome-- please bring the information from Celestial Voyager to our next meeting this is worth looking into. I find out who quacked up... must check on those duck way to much....
=))
RE, I heard from the courier. He said he "quacked up" when the front guy in the "v" formation stopped suddenly but would have a rubber chicken bounce it over. Incidentally, I'm getting a signal from the Celestial Voyager saying they are picking up a surefire SEO offer from Ganymede if we want to expand our traffic. Shall I forward? =:)
drbj-- if you take teh suggestion and do teh oppsite of course... but yes that is so true, still getting some get ricj quick emails... either way some are needing money and that is when common sense "jumps the shark"
seanorjohn-- still waiting!
hynodude-- clams are being sent shortly, the ducks have to swim you know.... thanks
As for the rest slow and steady wins the race!
Winsome-- you missed the meeting, please read BID info later it will be sent by duck courier.
there are "out there" opportunities I am sure,,, you next mission is to find them
John-- teh meeting will come to order when Unchained Grace and Mystique both come with thier rubber chickens in tow.
I think these two gusy have big plan for teh rubber chicken and rubber ducks.
Unchained Grace-- please send info to Mystique 1957, and Gost Whisper 77, they will let you know.
I am in of course, what could be better than the rubber chicken I wonder?
Rebecca - you accomplished the difficult. Turning a hub with a spoof into a hub with proof - for making money. Good job.
I'm not surprised that a number of folks didn't really get the message. Sometimes people are so desperate for schemes they believe may work, they throw good sense out the window.
Along with their money.
I thought I couldn't afford this but I had the most amazing luck. All I have to do is ring a premium rate phone line to collect a guaranteed mega prize. Should be back within the hour.
I called the number above and received no answer; is it a scam? :)
Very beautiful hub Rebecca, funny yet full of good advices. It seems to me that there are too much low quality hubs these days, seems that a lot of scammers are coming at HP. I mean, from what I see in my feeds page.
Changing topic these days I was going to write a lot of hubs for the contest/hubmob, and suddenly found that I was writing low quality hubs(unpublished, I've published the good ones :)) and that in my search to read all the hubs of my friends I was leaving one sentence comments. And if this is what happens to me I guess it's happening also to other writers. So I've decided to stop. My email is full of daily digests and I'll read them when I'll have enough time to give hubs the attention they deserve. And I'll publish two hubs a week so that my friends can read them with calm. Probably this will affect my AdSense earnings (lol) but I'm here to try to write well and read better. At least my hubs won't be lost in the middle of other hundreds. I guess even Google will appreciate it in the long run.
Now, going back to business, if you give me back my clams I'll stumble your hub. Well, to demonstrate I'm good I'll stumble it anyway.
Lol, lol ,lol. Wonderful hub. :)
My favorite is John Rasor's comment: There was a meeting? lolrofklia (laugh out loud, roll on floor, kicking legs in air) funny. Didn't know this side of you Rebecca. I checked XYZ.com and No, it is not for sale--XYZ.org is a Human Extinct Survival plea for a Celestial DNA starship Ark and XYZ.net is Alaska's wireless phone shop. Yale does have a sentient robot on their XYZ Website so there are opportunies out there---and when I say "out there".... =:)
There was a meeting?
A Joke? It was all a joke, c'mon, don't tell me that! I already spent the money, dammit! Rebecca, you owe me one sure-fire Internet money making scheme, and please leave out the rubber goods this time, I ain't no fool, dammit. I want money! I neeeed Money! Gimmee that money...
Never been on the Internet? Never used a computer? You can still make more in 10 minutes than most make in an entire year.
Although I missed the meeting, I do not come back emptyhanded, for I have retrieved from a land far away THE commodity which needs only to be seen once to take one from being a Hub Superstar to one who shall dictate policy anywhere and everywhere.
It far surpasses the Rubber Chicken and easily rolls over the Rubber Duck in terms of potential marketing opportunities. Have a good one!
Ghost Whisper77-- voted by a 2-1 vote, with one missing. Of course the rubber chicken were all for it... ask Unchained Grace about it.
Sorry for missing the meeting Rebecca...I was investigating something else and missed the price...$39.95 US ??????? That is just a rip-off-of-the-first-degree!!! ;)
Ghost Whisper77- just checked the farm, look fine, the chickens are all on the phone... teh money is in the coop.
you weren't at teh last meeting... 39.95 US.
tom-- 3 eays payments with interest of 45%
shelia b-- aww, forgot to mention that-- no wait... it's in teh fine print.
Janny C-- funny is the only way to go sometimes... but get those emails as well, not as often mind you!
Oh my gosh Rebecca! Do you think someone has stolen Unchained Grace and my Rubber Chicken farm? Do you think? I think I am going to buy this and investigate it immediately..how much is it? My lawyer Ms. Ima Ratz Azz is on it right now!
Can I make 3 easy payments? Funny hub...great job! :)
Did you forget the part that 39.99 was only the downpayment and they'll be charging your credit card every month for 'joining' their 'club'? I've heard of that one...
Okay I know that rubber chicken and it owes me 5 dollars or its going to be made into rubber tires Lol. I just got thing in the mail saying to send 2 dollars to 5 people on the list and you somehow are suppose to make money. Mmm yeah right. Thanks for this funny hub it made my day.
John-- read the blog, and it's pretty interesting point of view, and like I've always said, time time and mroe time.
and yes you can make money from home... it just takes time.
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rubber chickens are sleeping try again, rubber ducks are coming to help the rubber chickens deal with demand.
cameciob-- my moethod of course works I got it fromt eh founder of teh rubber chicken group Unchained Grance and ghost whisper 77.
ebook might go on sale, perhaps in 2008.
Absolutely still "rolling with laughter." Getting my bank account ready to receive such great wealth as I follow to a "t" your marvelous instructions. With "tongue in cheek" and an excellent sense of humor you write, I think I dialed the number but the rubber chicken had already succumbed to a "call overload." Poor thing. lol
Super job!
rebecca, you are expensive and competition is tight. but i'll get it from you cos i know you. PS does your ebook ever goes on sale?
viryabo-- see what you can do in 25 minutes?
glad you enjoyed it!
fishtiger58-- daily laugh priceless, can't ask for anything more.
shaz-- glad you enjoyed it, but yes a few people have already sent emails in regards to this.. I joke not. this is a joke hub people a satire...
Karen-- smile all you like... glad you enjoyed it!
on2get2no-- at this point 14 people have taken the poll, and 86% knew this was ajoke hub, and 14% said no.... so I'll let you decide.
emievil-- yes it is, funny, but still people do fall for it, which was why i added the joke poll at the end.
Peter-- figured you'd like the joke!
Annie MAy- almost wants to make you say quack quack
Duchess-- not double triple, make a 10,000X more together. video yes are you on the BOD for rubber chickens yet?
Pamle99- I usef to get them, and i tried to mimick it, it was fun.
LMAO!
This is going to be a good day for me. I had a good laugh and i'm still laughing. Nice one rebecca, love it!
Just contacted XYZ. Got the ebook and just made my first $750 in just 25 mins! LOL! Now isn't that something!
Cheers
Yup you sounded just like all the ads on the internet. Awesomely funny. Thanks for my daily laugh.
OMG.. LMFAO! There is no such thing as a free lunch.. Maybe if we sent the 39.95 they might tell us how to make ourselves millionaires by conning people to do the same!
No, it is all about working and working damn hard at it too!
Well done R! x
LOL. You have made my day. Don't usually crack a smile before 9.00 am but this did it for me!!
Ha ha ha ha What a humourous hub.....I wonder how many people fall for those things...don't look at me....lol
LOL. that was something. Funny but sobering at the same time. There are a lot of these in the Internet and a lot of people obviously falling for these things.
Rebecca thank you. I not only got the joke but laughed out loud. Thanks again.
Loved it Rebecca - I've only been doing this a little while but I've come across enough rubber ducks to fill my bath!!
I'm in - I have this awesome video that is a perfect match to your e-book. We should talk about working together, work out a deal - double our money. What'ya think?
Rebecca, I get those qet rich emails and your joke summed them up very well.
al-- ur one of a kind as well. Glad you enjoyed it. even the texting part =)
juneaukid-- yes siree I did enjoy it!
dohn121--- you can try teh comedy in ten parts writing and publishing hub for more laughs =)
Gald you liked it!
Mike-- I should have "thunk of that" but yess siree we do... glad you enjoyed it.
hello hello-- glad you enjoyed this as much as I did writing it.
My dearest Becca...
Gosh! Can we do reciprocal links? Think I got sum sure customers ready 4 sign up! WE can go 50/50. No prob! Gotta hand it to ya, Ur one of a kind! I had a ball with this! Hahahaha!
Thumbs up!
warmest regards, kisses and blessings,
Al
A great hukster hub! $$$$, yes siree! Loved it. Thanks, Rebecca E
Damn! Where's the link??? I got my credit card in my hand and I AM READY! When do we blast off?
Oh, you're kidding?
Sheesh! And I was all ready to make money and stuff :(
Oh well, I guess there will be other opportunities, right? But am ready to make some guac, so lemme know, mmmkay?
Dohn
Do you take Discover??? My Visa and MasterCard are both maxed out from purchasing Make Money at Home programs.
Thanks for the chuckle.
You gave me a good laugh. Thank you.
Unchained Grace-- see what you get for missing the meeting, I believe it was dohn121 who suggested teh microwave, which brought on the duck...
I fear however the last part you may be on to something.
My Webs-- see how this wonderful program can help you? all that SEO and pah! fine next one no gu-a-ran-tee!
Rebecca, I wasn't aware of the Rubber Duck franchise. I know I missed the last meeting. That's probably when it got voted on. This was hilarious. Sad thing is someone will inevitably fall for this crap for real and more than likely already have. Still and all, we will accept their money though won't we? Buyer beware. Hmmm...can you spell S-C-A-M? I knew ya could!
WOW Your 5 page ebook sounds soooo awesome. And Green to boot! By being so small it saves on all of them virtual pieces of paper. I always knew spending years learning SEO, web site programming.... were a waste of time.
I have looked for the easy way out and have now found it. Your the best Rebecca! I can't wait to give you even more of my money when you publish your next get rich easy product. I won't even ask about a guarantee because we all know those are for suckers of little faith. LOL - Tweeted.
WriteAngled-- pelase contact teh rubber chicken customer service at 1-800-I-FOOLED-U and they will take you VISA information right away. Then we will talk $$ =))
Please send me your book IMMEDIATELY!!! As soon as I make $100,000, I will pay you $10,000. Since you say I will make $1000 every day, you will get $10,000 in less than 4 months. Why settle for a measly $39.95, when you can have $10,000?! :))
G Maih-- working on the next humor hub, can't put it all in one basket... but I also didn't want people to think that was the way to go =)
RebeccaE that was fantastic, why'd you stop there? I wanted to read more of your content!!! That was hilarious aswell, and you and i know there are a lot of fools out there!
Very clever way to promote your other hubs. Take care.
kenneth goodkin-- teh links between the wiritng should help you. try the FAQs to get started and then you'll need to write a hub that is well wirtten and has a hub score of at least 50 to begin with. ( it should be higher, but as a first hub that is a good thing to aim for between 50-60)
Good luck on hubapges.
Hey how are you? I just joined hubpages today and I need a few pointers to get started maybe you could lead me in a good direction?Thanks
Rebecca E. Hub Author 2 years ago
Svorland-- yes we probably would go crazy! glad you enjoyed this!